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i'm sorry i'm like 93% a one direction blog now

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i'm obsessed with twins.
cats.
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current life ruiner: harry styles' nipples

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tommosgun:

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Well lets take a look at the evidence shall we?

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Yes, I see what you mean dear anon, lots of material but still pulling tight across those buns, how can this be?

I spoke to Prof Sphincter from the university of Hasscrack, he blames science maths and witchcraft, shall…

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kendrawcandraw:

For those who are 1D af, we salute you

This might be the greatest thing I’ve ever done

And there is FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING TODAY

stylesinaflowercrown:

Rumour has it that if you say ‘Greg Horan’ into a mirror 3 times absolutely nothing will happen but you’ll spend the next few days with an inexplicably intense feeling of secondhand embarrassment

d-eclan:

I mean eating you out as a friend would totally be okay

destispell:

men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!

women: those aren’t funny.

men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol

women: i drink the tears of men, haha!

men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

Romeo + Juliet (dir. Baz Luhrmann, 1996)

Phoenix 16/09